My other one got so long that it wouldn't update. D,:


1) Full Name: Jesse Marshall McCoy. There you go, stalkers/pedos/serial killers!

2) Male/Female: Female

3) Were you named after anyone?: Ummeh, a dead aunt. And a dead grandpa.

4) Does your name mean anything?: Looked it up. It's "God's Gracious Gift". DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX DX

5) Nick Name(s): Cinder

6) Who do you think you look like: My mom.

7) Date Of Birth: July 30th, 1995

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Born in Great Bend, Kansas, living in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Seriously, this is prime info for stalkers. XD)

9) Nationality: Oh God. So many fucking things. D: All that I can remember is Swedish, Native American, Scandinavian, and German, and other crap, I'm sure.

So I'm just a hybrid of random shit.

10) Astrology Sign: Leo, the best one!

11) Chinese Astrology: Boar.

12) Religion: Atheist.

13) What's your favorite smell?: The smell of my copy of Lost Souls. >_>

14) Political Position?: A clean republican!

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Orange juice, or chocolate milk.

16) Hair + Eye color: A beautiful multi-toned golden brown (natural!), and a pretty green that my mom insists is blue or blue-green, but it's totally fucking green and that bitch needs glasses. :3

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: I've been told I look like some whore on Degrassi.

18) What do you look like?: A Goddess. ... jaykay. .... sort of.

19) Any unusual talents?: I can put my ankle behind my head.

20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty.

21) Gay, Bi, or Staight?: Bi, I guess...? Either way, I like guys more.

22) What do you do for a living?: Bringing joy to the world with my sarcastic and arrogant attitude.

23) What do you do for fun? Draw, read, troll, play video games, daydream about world domination/killing people/gay porn.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: A pencil..?

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: Arcylics are fun.

26) Have you met your grandparents?: On my mom's side.

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: No.

28) Crush: No.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Adam Lambert. :'D Apparently he's bi so it could work.

30) Current worries?: lol what are those.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): Rebeccaaahh. :3 But I don't really think of her as just an online friend.

32) Favorite place to be?: In your room, watching you masturbate.

33) Least favorite place to be?: The doctors. D:

34) Do you burn or tan?: Neither...?

35) Ever break a bone?: Noes.

36) What is your favorite cereal?: Cap'n Crunch, even though it cuts the roof of my mouth. ... Actually, the blood just makes it taste better. Om nom nom. <3

37) Person you cry with: The only one I'll allow myself to cry in front of is my mom, but I don't like to cry in front of anybody, period. I prefer being alone.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: Three half sisters.

39) Any brothers: No.

40) Any pets: Two dogs and a cat. And a black widow, for about five seconds before I killed her. D:

41) An Illness: Oh God. Just about a million and a half.

42) A Pager: No one has those any more.

43) A Personal phone line: No.

44) A Cell phone: Yesss. <3

45) A visible birthmark: A small one above one eyebrow that you can't even see.

46) A Pool or hot tub: Both!

47) A Car: No. D,:


Describe Your...

48) Personality: AMAZING.

49) Driving: Driving is fun, but I'm not old enough. I still manage sometimes though.

50) Your clothing style: Ripped jeans, hoodies, etc.

51) Room: My sanctuary.

52) What's missing: My glasses cleaner cloth thing. >:C There's a big smudge on my glasses and I can't fucking see.

53) School: Nonexistent!

54) Bed: A queen.

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Lovely.

56) Do you believe in yourself: Hell no, everyone knows that Cinders are a myth.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: NO.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yes! I have this uncanny ability to act interested when I'm not! And I smile and nod and make little sounds at the appropriate times.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: I WILL BE A WELL KNOWN, RESPECTED AUTHOR!

60) Get Along with your parents: For the most part.

61) Save your e-mail conversations: No.

62) Pray: No.

63) Believe in reincarnation: Actually, yes. I'm not religious but I have some beliefs.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: Usually once. It depends.

65) Like to talk on the phone: No.

66) Like to eat?: YESSS.

67) Like to exercise?: Yup yup. Sports are pretty fun too.

68) Like to watch sports?: No. DX

69) Sing in the car?: Sometimes. XD

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: I used to have reoccurring nightmares were I fall and just smack into the ground and then wake up sweating disoriented. It only used to happen once every few months but it got more and more frequent until I was having them more than ten times every night.

But then we moved away from our creepy ass house and everything got better.

71) Dream in color: Yep.

72) Do you have nightmares?: Sometimes.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Hell yeah!

74) Right next to you: Arm braces that I should be wearing because I have carpal tunnel at only fourteen years old. DX

75) On your favorite coffee cup?: The one that someone gave me that says "Some people make the world better just by being in it."

FUCK YEAH.

76) On your mouse pad: ADAM LAMBERTS FACE

77) Favorite flavor of gum?: Whichever. I like fruity gum the best. And minty gum is good too, but if you try to drink or eat anything after chewing it, it tastes really nasty. D:

78) Your brand of deodorant?: Sure. ... Like srsly, it's called Sure.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: In your room, watching yo- *shot*

80) Your dream husband/wife: Someone exactly like me, but with a penis.

81) Hiding in your closet?: PEDOBEAR

82) Under your bed: The floor.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?: Rebecca. That's all. Lawlz, I'm a loser.

84) Your bad time of the day: O__o What.

85) Your worst fear(s): Seeing goatse IRL.

86) What's the weather like: Dark and cool.

87) Your favorite time of year?: Summer. <3

88) Your favorite holiday?: Christmas! 8D

89) A material weakness?: Money. <3

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Kittens. I enjoy eating kittens.

91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: Write a god damn book.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: Everything changing and getting harder and realizing that the world is shit and that you'll never amount to anything. :'D

93) A pet peeve?: People who ask me why I'm so quiet. I'm quiet because I'm busy slashing you and your best friend in my head.
Now stfu before I get out my handy dandy sketchbook and draw some youxyourbestfriend porn. D:<

94) Your scariest moment: Recently? Seeing that black widow that was bigger than a cat. D:

95) Your attitude about love?: BLAARRGGHH.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: Just trying to look cool when I walked. I probably looked like a 'tard.

97) The worst feeling in the world: Helplessness; loneliness.

98) The best feeling in the world: An orgasm?

99) Who sent this to you?: I stole it from Callykitty.

100) 4 people you tag: Rebecca, Rebekkah, Rebecka, and Rebbeca.


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RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal , delete my answers, type in your answers.


Kissed one of your dA friends?
-Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar?
-Innocent

Ever told a lie?
-Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
-Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
-Guilty

Kissed a picture?
-Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?
-So guilty

Fallen asleep at work/school?
-Guilty

Held a snake?
-Guilty

Been suspended from school?
-Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
-Innocent

Been fired from a job?
-Innocent

Done something you regret?
-Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
-Innocent

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
-Guilty

Kissed in the rain?
-Innocent

Sat on a roof top?
-Innocent

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
-Innocent

Sang in the shower?
-Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
-Innocent

Shaved your head?
-Innocent

Slept naked?
-Guilty

Had a boxing membership?
-Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
-Innocent

Donated Blood?
-Innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
-Innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
-Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
-Innocent

Have/had a tattoo?
-Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
-Innocent

Been too honest?
-Guilty

Ruined a surprise?
-Innocent

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
-Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list?
-Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
-Guilty

Joined a pageant?
-Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
-Guilty

Had communication w/ your ex?
-Innocent

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
-Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
-I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
-LOLWUT. I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

Do you mean, "You got so angry that you cried" or "You cried while angry at yourself for it" or "Got mad because you cried"?

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
-Innocent

Thought about suicide
-Guilty

Thought about murder?
-Guilty

How bout mass murder?
-Guilty

Tried illegal drugs and the like?
-Innocent

Rode on a stranger's vehicle?
-Innocent

Stalked someone?
-Innocent

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
-Innocent

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
-Guilty

In love?
-Innocent


...that was surprisingly boring.


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001. Name → Jesse. I like it spelled better as Jessy. And my mom likes it as Jesi, which I think is just atrocious.
002. Nickname(s) → Cinder, being my most well known one.
003. Status → Single.
004. Zodiac sign → Leo.
005. Male or female → Hermaphrodite.
006. Elementary → Bluejacket Flint, Harvey Dondero, and somethingelseicantrememberthenameof. (Why the fuck is this relevant? XD)
007. Middle School → Fertita or some shizz like that.
008. High School → Homeschooled.
009. Smart → I like to think so.
010. Hair color → Brunette. :3
011. Long or short → lol Are you referring to my hair or my height?
012. Loud or Quiet → Quiet, mostly. Sometimes I get in a loud mood, but rarely. Usually I just speak to say something sarcastic or pervy.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans. <3
014. Phone or Camera → Phone.
015. Health freak → No.
016. Drink or Smoke? → I engoi maiy alchohooll, thankzz.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → I'm lusting after someone, if that counts.
018. Eating or Drinking → Like, right now? A diet coke.
019. Piercings → None. I want at least seven though.
020. Tattoos → None. I want at least one though. XD

FIRSTS:

023. First Mate → What happened to 21 and 22? Someone's fucking cheating. D:<
024. First best friend → Bobbi, I guess.
025. First award → Some reading award at school.
026. First crush → I'unno.
027. First pet → A cat.
028. First big vacation → I haven't been on a vacation at all. D:
030. First big birthday → Fuck the bitch who's taking out questions. D:<

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating →

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHAT HAPPENED TO 19 QUESTIONS?


050. Drinking → Diet Coke.
052. I'm about to → Watch more Samurai Warriors clips.
053. Listening to → People talk.
054. Plans for today → Nothing so far.

YOUR FUTURE:

STOP TAKING OUT QUESTIONS YOU FUCKTARD.

058. Want kids? → Fuck no.
059. Want to get married? → *pokes upper answer*
060. Careers – Author.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?

GOD DAMMIT. YOU'RE RUINING THE SURVEY YOU SLUT.

068. Lips or eyes → Lips. I can't stand guys with really red or girlish lips. And I can't look at people in the eyes so I wouldn't know what their eyes would look like anyway. XD
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Both, plz?
074. Sensitive or loud → Both, in moderation.
075. Hook-up or relationship → Well, "hook up" means blowjobbing, and I wouldn't get anything out of that.
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Troublemaker!

HAVE YOU EVER:

...I honestly hate the person who too out all those questions.

080. Lost glasses/contacts → Nope.
081. Ran away from home → I made my mom think that I did. XD On purpose, of course.
084. Broken someone's heart → lolno.
085. Been arrested → Not yet.
087. Cried when someone died → Yup.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → Not really. XD
090. Miracles → No.
091. Love at first sight → I believe in lust at first site.
092. Heaven → No.
093. Santa Claus → Of course.
094. Sex on the first date → XD Sure, why not.
095. Kiss on the first date → Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

FUCK, IF WE DON'T WANT TO ANSWER WE'LL JUST TAKE OUT THE QUESTIONS, OKAY? D8<

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → No. I hardly ever want to be with someone.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No. D:
099. Do you believe in God → I believe in Gary, as my Lord and Savior and shit like that. :3

100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? → No. Congratulations to the cunt who took out half of the questions. You've successfully pissed me off.

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I'm a horrible person. XD

[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[ ] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 5

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die

TOTAL: 15

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 18

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap

TOTAL: 24

[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL: 28

[ ] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 32

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL: 39

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 43

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online (I plan on it, so I'm checking it. XD)
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex (It was a bed. XD That counts.)
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 52

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell)